I want to rip down the poster.

Don't ask why it had taken the trio of road trippers this long to get to Tennessee. They didn't want to talk about it. (Thank Gaia they had Riri, or they might still be stuck by the side of the road somewhere in Mississippi.)

But they had finally made it to Dollywood, the Dolly-est place on Earth!

"Okay, I know we have to get cinnamon bread," Erasmus said. "And probably ride some rides, too." Or they could just eat all day. That was the best part of theme parks, right?

(For those friends, and NFB for distance!)