Date: 2024-04-26 05:41 am (UTC)
doesdoctorstuff: Navaan from Trudy Cooper's Oglaf (Startled)
The tiny egg sailed through the air and smashed into the face of the Most Precious, shattering against her pretty purple meringue. For a moment the Most Precious just laughed; even with as delicate as pavlovas were, the magic that bolstered her and her sisters was enough to shrug off a piddly little thing like that. Sure, there was now yolk, running down her face but--

Wait.

Yolk?

Her laughter turned into a wail of despair. "Separatethewhitesfromtheyoooolks..." she moaned as her body started to liquify and run, bubbling and melting as the fat from the yolk caused the meringue to collapse in on itself. "Whipintostiffpeaks..."

And then she was gone, leaving just a thick, purple puddle of goo on the grass, with a few fallen blackberries as garnish.
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